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    <title>Phoning It In</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:09:48 GMT</pubDate>
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    <itunes:subtitle>The Half Fast Podcast</itunes:subtitle>
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      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618511.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Step aside and let an ape handle this.  Mr. Half Fast sends out a semi-coherent bedcast to let you know he's still alive.  And: introducing iFeature!</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2006 07:08:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Step aside and let an ape handle this.  Mr. Half Fast sends out a semi-coherent bedcast to let you know he's still alive.  And: introducing iFeature!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Happy Worst Day To You</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618512.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Each February, Portlanders celebrate the passing of February 9th, supposedly the worst weather day of the year, by doing a big group ride all over the city on the nearest weekend to the 9th.  And I suppose if you're a curmudgeon, then all that sunshine and all those clement temperatures would've made it a terrible day for you.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2006 20:03:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Each February, Portlanders celebrate the passing of February 9th, supposedly the worst weather day of the year, by doing a big group ride all over the city on the nearest weekend to the 9th.  And I suppose if you're a curmudgeon, then all that sunshine and all those clement temperatures would've made it a terrible day for you.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>It's Just Mate</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 07:56:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>South American drinks.  The naughty bits of a bull.  Scratch 'n' sniff computers.  And for cryin' out loud, don't eat the dandelions!
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      <title>Biking It In</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618514.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Duct tape, bungee cords, and a cheap-ass digital camera -- welcome to the dress rehearsal for the first video BikeCast!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 11:25:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Duct tape, bungee cords, and a cheap-ass digital camera -- welcome to the dress rehearsal for the first video BikeCast!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Getting Your Feet Wet With Podcasting</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618515.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ludicrously caffeinated beyond delirium. Hypocrisy classes at night school. And production values.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:05:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Ludicrously caffeinated beyond delirium. Hypocrisy classes at night school. And production values.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>BusCast Three</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618516.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wrapup for Day Three of Rebooting Democracy, recorded on the Bus ride home.  Nate Curry and I sound off on the intersection of politics and wackiness.  We cover such esoteric topics as the Dog Bone Meritocracy, DIY Government vs. DUI Government, and an engine that runs on B.S.

This paragraph here is technical stuff for the computers, not you and me.  You can safely ignore it.  &lt;a href=&quot;http://odeo.com/claim/feed/0713338773b1b634&quot;&gt;My Odeo Channel&lt;/a&gt; (odeo/0713338773b1b634)</description>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:53:58 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2010-09-27</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:summary>Wrapup for Day Three of Rebooting Democracy, recorded on the Bus ride home.  Nate Curry and I sound off on the intersection of politics and wackiness.  We cover such esoteric topics as the Dog Bone Meritocracy, DIY Government vs. DUI Government, and an engine that runs on B.S.

This paragraph here is technical stuff for the computers, not you and me.  You can safely ignore it.  My Odeo Channel (odeo/0713338773b1b634)</itunes:summary>
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      <title>BusCast Two</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618517.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rebooting, Day Two: expensive scotch, free Viagra, and damned taxes.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 20:19:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Rebooting, Day Two: expensive scotch, free Viagra, and damned taxes.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>BusCast One</title>
      <description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://assets.podomatic.net/mymedia/thumb/510/600x600_618518.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;itunes pic&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day One of Rebooting Democracy!  I recorded a couple of random discussions with my fellow attendees in an attempt to capture a bit of the flavor of the &quot;serious&quot; side of the conference.  The silly side will come later.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2006 17:47:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Sleep-a Las Vegas</title>
      <description>Yes, Virginia -- er, Nevada -- there is a jetlag.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2005 07:39:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Yes, Virginia -- er, Nevada -- there is a jetlag.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>BikeCast Number One, Maybe</title>
      <description>Salt on my bike tires, just for you.  Wanna hear some random a-hole huff and puff up hills before sunrise?  Well, you're in the right place, then.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:37:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dcterms:created>2005-12-15</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:keywords></itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Salt on my bike tires, just for you.  Wanna hear some random a-hole huff and puff up hills before sunrise?  Well, you're in the right place, then.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Book club</title>
      <description>_Hopscotch_ has it all: drag queens, Tupperware, dogs who destroy holy relics, Dr. Phil's pancake, and more.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:59:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>_Hopscotch_ has it all: drag queens, Tupperware, dogs who destroy holy relics, Dr. Phil's pancake, and more.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Episode Minus One: Interview With The President</title>
      <description>Here's the first recording I ever made at podOmatic -- a silly, fake-news-style &quot;interview&quot; with the President.  Posted here to give it a more stable Web address (its position keeps bumping around in podOmatic's list as we interviewers all jockey for popularity).
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      <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2005 17:28:10 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2010-09-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2005-12-09</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Here's the first recording I ever made at podOmatic -- a silly, fake-news-style &quot;interview&quot; with the President.  Posted here to give it a more stable Web address (its position keeps bumping around in podOmatic's list as we interviewers all jockey for popularity).
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      <title>Semi-inaugural Half Fast Podcast</title>
      <description>Is this thing on? Welcome to a bunch of trivia about my kitchen. If you hate podcasts that are about such inane matters as what someone's cat did last week, today might not be your day.</description>
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      <comments>http://undees.podomatic.com/entry/2005-12-03T00_28_35-08_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:28:35 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2011-05-16</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is this thing on? Welcome to a bunch of trivia about my kitchen. If you hate podcasts that are about such inane matters as what someone's cat did last week, today might not be your day.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Semi-inaugural Half Fast Podcast</title>
      <description>Is this thing on? Welcome to a bunch of trivia about my kitchen. If you hate podcasts that are about such inane matters as what someone's cat did last week, today might not be your day.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:28:35 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Is this thing on? Welcome to a bunch of trivia about my kitchen. If you hate podcasts that are about such inane matters as what someone's cat did last week, today might not be your day.</itunes:summary>
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